More deep thoughts…Points to PONDER…

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<strong><em>More Deep Thoughts </strong></em>
- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

- Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

- Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

- If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and a dog is man’s best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

- Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren’t they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

- Why is it that men can react to broken bones as ‘just a sprain’ and deep wounds as ‘just a scratch,’ but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill ‘with the flu’ and have to be bedridden for weeks?

- How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

- Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

- Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

- Shouldn’t all married men forget their mistakes? After all there’s no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

- Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don’t have to live with women?

- If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to?

~ by thebabyboomerqueen on May 13, 2007.