REINCARNATION…I want to be a BEAR!!! …joke…humor…

Gonna Be a Bear

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In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

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If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

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~ by thebabyboomerqueen on March 1, 2008.

One Response to “REINCARNATION…I want to be a BEAR!!! …joke…humor…”

  1. I am with you on that one. I could deal with all of that stuff…the sleeping, birthing walnuts, growling all of it. I especially like the eating part! Sounds like my kind of life!

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