Those WACKY Americans…humor…

Wacky Americans, you know who you are…

- We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

- We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.

- We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won’t buy a car if it can’t go over 100 miles an hour.

- Americans get scared to death if we vote a billion dollars for education, then are unconcerned when we find out we are spending three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.

- We know the line up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don’t know half the words in the “Star Spangled Banner”.

- We’ll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.

- We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild.

 Have we forgotten who the true Americans are???

~ by thebabyboomerqueen on March 9, 2008.