The Bible According to Kids…

<strong>More of The Bible According to Kids </strong>
<em>The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) </em>

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– Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

– When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

– Then the three Wise Guys from the east arrived and found Jesus in the manager.

– Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.

– St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

– Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says do one to others before they do one to you.

– He also explained that “Man does not live by sweat alone”.

– It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

– The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibles.

– The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

– One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

– St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached the holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

– A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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~ by thebabyboomerqueen on August 5, 2007.

2 Responses to “The Bible According to Kids…”

  1. Ha ha ha! Almost as funny as the wacky adult interpretations of the Bible!

  2. I have collected over one hundred different anime series, and it took a very long time. I am trying to get everyone’s opinon on my videoblog, let me know what you think. BTW This blog is layed out quite nicely, and I really like the cool text in your article. Nice layout.

    Talk To You Later =)

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