Best Living Will I Have EVER Seen…

<strong>Best Living Will I Have Ever Seen</strong>

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I,_________ , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine

Chocolate

Steak

Hamburger with onions

French fries

Chocolate

Pizza

Chocolate

Ice cream

Cup of tea

Chocolate

Sex

A smoke

My dog

It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes,and turn out the lights –

”The party’s over!!!”
 

~ by thebabyboomerqueen on August 10, 2007.

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